Wish spoler game

Granted but "Here" is now antartica....

I wish for sea salt ice creem....

 

Granted, but there's a shark in your ice cream and it just ate your signature .

I wish that Captain Lou Albano was still alive.

 

Granted but you forgot who he is/was....

I wish for a lawyer so nobody can mess up my wishes....

 

Granted, but he couldn't make it to court.

I wish for Assassin's Creed 3

 

Granted, but the Dev team dies in an airplane crash, no more Assassin's Creed 4.

I wish for 2000 Nintendo points....

 

Granted but your wii brakes....

I wish for a new TV....

 

Granted but it contains illegal parts and you get sent to jail for 5 years.

I wish for a grand piano to crush me and put me in chronic pain.

 

granted but god decided you need a second chance, for bnot being greedy and saved ya
i wish for a shiny pencil

 

Granted... but unfortunately its full of cut and gnaw marks.

I wish for peace.

 

granted but your dog becomes a Buddhist


is this like the corrupt a wish foundation? if so...

I wish that I had super fast computer

 

Granted but its so fast that you cant keep up with it....

I wish for a keyblade....

 

granted somebody gives you a key taped to a knife handle

I wish I had a car

 

Granted but its a toy car thats made out of soft plastic and brakes when you first use it....

I wish for an ant....

 

wish granted, but it leads to a colloney that devours your all your food.

I wish I was greeted on romulation

 

granted but it was for spamming and getting banned
i wish i had more stars/bars under my rank : D

 

granted
but your group name is called the 'I LOVE DRUGS' group and you get sent to jail for life!

I wish i had a pet pokemon!

 

Granted, you now have a pet Bidoof.

I wish for a universal remote that can control sound

 

granted but it can only mute and unmute sound

i wish i had another pokemon

 

granted, but it evolved into a digimon

i wish for world hunger

 

Granted but everyone dies of hunger including you.

I wish I could get hooked with Megan Fox.