Wish spoler game

granted but nobody picked you to be their lawyer
i wish thati could transform

 

Granted but you can't turn into a duck

I wish I knew where to loan a blue suit for my gradution

 

granted but they dont have any blue only light blue
i wish i could fly

 

Granted but you can't go any higher than a foot

 

nooooooooooooo

 

I wish to be Professor Layton's Apprentice!

 

granted but he makes you scrub toilets

i wish i have a gaming computer

 

Granted, but the memory is full of Jonas Brothers songs.

I wish I all the hot anime girls were real.

 

Granted but you become a gay.

I wish Seph is the president.

 

Granted But He Gets Assassinated

I wish for the car from chittychittybangbang

 

granted but the mortgage is enormous.

I wish for a better place to live in.

 

Granted but it doesn't have a toilet.

I wish for lolies.

 

Granted but you drop your lollies, and an army of ants take it away.

I wish for a fire type pikachu

 

granted..
but...
i killed it
i want to flyyy

 

Granted but you are mistook for a pigeon and are shot down, and then eaten by superman.

I wish for a blue dancing granny.

 

Granted but it raped you.

I wish for a new working computer

 

granted
but a dog mistook it for a firehydrant... and... peed on it
i want to go to hawaii

 

granted! but your hotel has rats
i wish i had a pet monkey

 

GRANTED. but it turned out to lead the world into planet of the apes and inslaved you and everyone else in it

I wish for world peace

 

granted! but aliens ruined it

i wish my turkey was done cooking