Wish spoler game

Granted but it's laced with an overdose of ecstasy and you die

I wish I wasn't wearing a cast

 

granted,but the whole limb got ripped off instead
i wish for stuff

 

Granted but that stuff is all Christian!

I wish for an AlienWare computer

 

granted, but aliens came and took it
i wish for faster internet connection

 

Granted but the power blacks out permanently

I wish for a TF2 movie!

 

graned, but the people gave you Trauma F**kers 2
i wish i didnt have to clean my room

 

Granted but you had to clean the rest of the house instead.

I wish I could fly.

 

granted, but you went too high, and died because the lack of air

i wish to be 5 inches taller

 

Granted but you never get any taller

I wish I was a moderator

 

Granted but you moderated the toilets in the mens room.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

 

granted, but only you thought they were good

i wish that these mice would stop world domination

 

Granted they take over the world instead

I wish this post could increase my post's by about 9;999

 

granted, but seph found out you hacked and banned you

i wish i was in japan


oh..
PS:

same thing
^-^

 

Granted but WWIII starts

 

i wish i took japan's anime goods before WWIII starts

 

Granted but none work on American DVD players

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii

 

granted, but the homebrew in there messed up the whole system

i wish i had a japanese DVD player

 

Granted but it's so old it's actually a video player

I wish that Spirit Tracks won't have the same protection as M&S ATWO did (which it will! I know it......)

 

granted but the game is a fake
i wish i had a army of ducks

 

Granted BUT THEY GIVE YOU SWINE FLU!

I wish to be a lawyer when i grow up