Wish spoler game

Granted, but its fake, bought from quiapo.

I wish Romulation gives free meal coupons

 

granted but all you can get is porridge

i wish for a shotgun

 

Granted but it backfires into your face.

I wish for buttons.

 

Granted, but you always put them in the wrong button holes

I wish for a bit of everything

 

granted, but you must use them all before midnight

I wish a pokemon

 

Granted but it hates you.

I wish for AmandaPanda to post.

 

Granted, but it's me whos posted

I wish I ate atsara

 

granted but the papaya is too hot so you became a roasted pig.

I wish I can eat this laptop.

 

granted but it tastes like the food you hate most

i wish for a sephiroth cosplay costume

 

Granted but you get yami yugi instead

I wish for to watch harry potter and the half blood prince

 

granted but you watch a pirate copy and get arrested

i wish for someone to kill jazzasidari muwahhhhhh

 

granted, but he is jailed before he even kills.


I wish someone will forgive meh

 

Granted but its opposite day.

I wish for 47million dollars

 

Granted, but it was misspelled as 47 cents.

I wish I had a wish that wished the wish of my old man's wish that wished the wish of my gramps wish and the wish of my father.

 

granted they all die

i wish for some bacon

 

Granted but you burn't it

I Wish for Awesomeness

 

granted but then you become a complete nerd

i wish for immortality

 

granted, but the knights of round pwned ye.

I wish someone would not take what i said seriously

 

granted they kill you instead

i wish for the powers of a god

 

granted ye die first.


I wish I was god