Wish spoler game

Granted but its the 13th and Jason becomes real and hacks you up into little pink pieces and sells them off to the candy company as a new flavor of skittles that actually cause a bad case of diarrhea so they called them $#!tles instead.

I wish I was immortal.

 

Granted, but you must live through all time watching the world being destroyed

I wish for a faster computer

 

Granted, but nothing works.

I wish for a PS1.

 

Granted but no controllers

I wish for food....

 

granted but virtual

I wish I can do a barrel roll

 

Granted but youll look like this while doing it.



I wish megaman was in smash....

 

Granted but Zero beats his ass over and over no matter what you do.

I wish I wasn't a zombie

 

granted but your friends are!

wish i have a infinite GB on my rom

 

granted but you're computer gets an error and explodes

I wish megaman is cooler than zero.

 

Granted but he's actually frozen and Zero kicks his ass.

I wish I had some jawbreakers

 

granted but it breaks your jaw

i wish someone clicks on the eggs in my signature

 

Granted but they hatch into Numemon.

I wish there was something on TV....

 

granted it seph stripping and then dancing on a pole

i wish for a sephiroth signature

 

granted but I did not upload it

I wish aerith died five million times

 

noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted but then she came back to life and got cloud to kill you

i wish for a million gold on wow

 

granted but it turned out to be hacked gold and you got permabanned

I wish for faster downloads

 

granted but they were all illegal and their companies killed you

i wish for 10 million pounds

 

granted now you weight ten million pounds

i wish for a 5 peso

 

granted but my face is in it.

I want to steal all gadgets in the world without being caught

 

Granted but they got stolen and they didn't get caught either.

I wish for a planet of my own that I could blow up and then be able to tell people that ask, that yes it was I whom blew up that planet so what? I didn't like it being there...so I blew it up, and if you wasn't watching you would have never noticed it was there before it went missing.