Wish spoler game

granted, but they miraculously still make more and more crap like miley cyrus/hannah montana (making a show about multi-personality disorders is not very cool)

i wish that jonathan woss didnt pronounce r's like w's

 

Granted but he began to mispronounce the 'S' in his "wordzzzzzzzzzz"
I wish for a big square robot!

 

Granted but soemone gets a baseball bat and bashes it till its a rectangle

 

granted but your lawn cut you

i wish for a facecake

 

granted but your face gets sawn off to make it

i wish i could moonwalk

 

Granted, but you suffocate

I wish I had a rocket powered chain saw

 

granted but it doesnt work

i wish i had one of these:
http://crimene.ws/uploads/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg

 

Granted but it will constantly jam and blow up in yo FACE!!

I wish I passed my test....

 

LOL that's basically how it is around here XD



on topic:
granted but you never pass another test again.

i wish i could find a nice place not too far away for my next date <3

 

granted but he dies by a heart attack

i wish for chinese stealth armor

 

granted but it has giant neon vegas lights hanging from it

i wish i was a fish that would grant me unspoiled wishs

 

Granted but he'll die after the first one.

I wish I had a lawyer so nobody can mess up my wish....

 

Granted, but he's my lawyer. And he cost a jillion dollars.

I wish kirby was real!!!

 

he is


i wish i had better wish...

 

Granted,but it's not a better wish.

I wish to have 1,000,000 romulation points!

 

Granted but you can only use them on DS games.

I wish for a long summer....

 

granted but school days will be 3 hours longer


i wish i had something to do.

 

How bout eating some fried kirby?

I wish mario is a 10 feet handsome guy!

 

Granted, but hes mucache is 10 feet long too

I wish I was playing at Arsenal

 

Granted but youll be alone....

I wish it was friday....