Wish spoler game

Granted! but they quickly revolt against you and replace you with their god gingthulhu who orders you to be sacrificed.

I wish I had wings and could fly. Also: Nubcakes!!

 

Granted but you flew to close to the sun like Icarus.

I wish my stepdaughter would STOP clogging up the F#@&ING SINK!!

 

granted but your arteries get clogged up instead.

i wish i didnt have an internet addiction.

@Renji: i ended up being able to see him .... and he didnt break up with me

 

granted but the theres another thing similar to internet that you got addicted to

i wish for a leprechaun

 

granted but you accidentally kill him, giving you lots of bad luck XD

i wish i had more freedom

 

granted but tidy your room first!!!



i wish i had a butler or ..... slave

 

Granted but its Mr. Slave from southpark and hes all buttered up.

I wish school was over already....

Awwww.... I-I mean good!! (>^.^')>

 

Granted, but you have summer school.

I wish that I could shoot a chocolate lazer out of my eye.

 

Granted but it solidified and now you are blind.

I wish dogs really had collers that allowed them to talk (like on pixars new "UP" movie)

 

granted buy they bitch about you all day long

i wish i wasnt bored

 

Granted but You have More work and you get tired FAST!!!

i wish i have a INTERNET on my house

 

granted but once inside the house your the one whos receiving the infos from the internet...

i wish there is something i can do today...

 

granted kill your self

i wish for a harddrive for my xbox 360 which can hold 10 terrabytes

 

granted, but it's broken

i wish i would wish something better than this

 

granted micheal jacson comes to your house and rapes you

i wish for a new computer

 

Granted but it's got pictures of me nekkid so yo moma can be happeh >:3
I wish for a glomp

 

*glomps* cj half-heartedly

i wish cj would stop glomping people

 

Granted, it will be snuggling for a month then glomping after!
I wish for more Jonathan Woss tawk!

 

gwanted but he makes mowe diwty calls to peoples gwand-dawters

i wish i wasnt teh n00b pl0x

 

Granted, just post several more serious posts
I wish upon a star for Disney to be engulfed by one