Wish spoler game

Granted, but it stands for homosexual.

I wish I lived in France.

 

granted but every plane don't have wings ,every cruiser has a large hole and have no propeller

i want to be rich as soon as possible ;D

 

Granted, but soon you get robbed. You lose everything.

I wish for new CoD game.

 

granted but i doesnt work

i wish for a hug

 

Granted, but it's from a very angry polar bear.

I wish Chocolate doesnt make me feel sick.

 

granted everything else does instead

i wish for a easter egg

 

Granted, but it the egg is spoiled

I wish I had an indestructible DSi

 

Granted but it got broken by my 3 year old.

I wish I had a better imagination.

 

GRANTED but all you think of is porn

i wish for a better world!

 

Granted, but you are dead. (lol)

I wish that I was so smart that I could answer all the questions.

 

granted but there were no question to be answered

i wish im not dead when theres a better world!

 

granted there is no better world so you just rot

i wish for a ps3

 

Granted, the the load times took a toll on the system and it imploded leaving a black hole which in time sucked up everything in existence.

I wish I had kept a tighter grip on my Wiimote and not tossed it at my 40" flat screen playing Boom Blox.

 

Granted, but you smashed your wiimote with your grip (too much wanking!)

I wish my acne was gone!

 

granted but chicken pox came out

i wish for the best pc evah!

 

Granted, but you're stuck in it (the matrix)

I wish for a volcano.

 

granted but its extinct

i wish for dinoes

 

Granted but your gonna be the first one that gets eaten.

I wish for the next poster....

 

Granted but I... did... bad stuff to it.


I wish for dinos!

 

Granted....but the dinos is angry and eat you alive!

i wish that doraemon is my friend