Wish spoler game

Granted but you can't express how happy you are when this wish wasn't spoiled.

I wish for some supplies.

 

granted but you didnt specify any supplies so nothing pop out

i wish i was a dark lord!

 

Granted, you are a dark lord...of a public restroom that hasn't been cleaned in 10 years...


I wish for a cure for being bored.

 

granted eat cheese

i wish for 10 million pounds

 

You're being rude to gays on RomUlation drew44, we don't accept these kinds of prejudistic &/or racist remmarks on these forums.

 

its just a remark i didnt actually mean it

 

Sounds a bit homophobic if you ask me, but oh well on with the game...

Granted, you gained 10 million extra pounds of weight & it causes your body to explode.

I wish the Jedi would stop picking on us sith warriors

 

granted but yoda kills you first


i wish for a shotgun

 

Granted, It backfires into your face


I wish I was Kirby

 

granted....you are now jack kirby! (old timer)

i wish that anything in this world is free.....yay

 

granted, but you have 10000000000 billion pounds to spend on nothing

i wish i knew everything in the world

 

granted but all you learnt was how to make peanuts ;D

i wish for a doomsday weapon

 

Granted but the uranium cores were'nt included.

I wish for a PSP TOUCH.

 

Granted, but the new firmware comes out and bricks your PSP.

I wish for a cellphone that wouldn't kill my brain cells

 

granted it kills you instead
i wish for a ipod touch

 

granted, but it doesnt work

i wish that i could eat butterflies

 

granted but a giant killer butterfly eats you alive

i wish for a invincible pet dragon

 

granted but the pet dragon skewers you and turn you into a kebab with its fire breath.

I wish for another 1000 wish.

 

granted but instead a thousand ninjas kill you

i wish for the best computer in the world

 

granted but the computer became smarter than humans and turns everyone into a spambot zombie.

I wish for a peanut butter and banana sandwich fried with butter.