Wish spoler game

Granted but every time i turnoff my game..u die ;D

I wish that the next reply will be very ugly...

 

granted because i suddenly send the entire us army to your house to rip your heart out then feed it to me

i wish to be god

 

Granted but it turns out to be just a dream and you notice that your pants are wet(dunno why)...

I wish i can make history...

 

granted but genghis khan kills you

i wish to own fort knox

 

Granted but as soon as you get your ownership to fort knox u were killed by swallowing a loly pop...

I wish i can stop posting(its night already)...

 

granted but when you stopped posting vincent valentine appeared and shot you

i wish for a death note

 

Granted but you can only write your name...

I wish i was rich...

 

granted but you have to donate all of it to orphans

i wish for the worlds best computer

 

Granted but u can't stop using it...

I wish i have something to do right now...

 

granted go and eat your own hand

i wish for a sniper rifle to be exact a barrett 50 caliber

 

Granted but its scope is broken from inside...

I wish for a sports car...

 

granted but then i buy a new scope and kill you

i wish for 26.888888 xbox 360 games

 

Granted but i used it as a shield from your gun...

I wish i have a mansion...

 

granted but it is overrun by gays trying to have sex with you

i wish for a super computer

 

Granted but its inside my mansion and the gays also want to have sex with you ;D

I wish for a very fast internet connection...

 

granted but you computer blows up in your face =]

i wish i have a larger bandwidth

 

granted! but you can only access it for 1 second a day

i wish i could fly

 

Granted, but your now a duck.

I wish I was Godzilla.

 

Granted, but it's before he got huge... and you were stepped on.

I wish for radiation poisoning.

 

granted but all living things have a natural cure for it

i wish this wish to not be spoiled ;D