Wish spoler game

Granted, but you took a rocket there to check and died.

I wish I had a better come back for that.

 

Granted but someone posted before you

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

granted, but you going to get flushed because your floating upside down.

I wish for ultimate power.

 

Granted it's in this un-openable bottle!
I wish I could make everybody on RomU happy!

 

Granted, so we put all our penises in your mouth.

I Wish I could have a new pony!

 

Granted but it's dead.

I wish for cjdogger and me to be friends!

 

granted but you get banned

i wish i had a cape!

 

Granted, but aside from said cape you'll be butt naked ;D

I wish for World War 3.1

 

Granted, but the U.S. Military kills you first.

I wish I DIDN'T have a gold bar.

 

Granted, i'll give it to the poor
I wish for a snake named Gregory

 

Granted, except it's name is Gregorygasm and it's beign donated to zoo.

I wish I had an original Pokemon Platinum game.

 

Granted but you payed for it with all your money
I wish for a hug *~*

 

Granted, except for the fact if you hug you die. (lol)

I wish that my mom was lvl1 so I could pwn her.

 

Granted but you only know splash attack so you fail anyway
I wish I knew splash attack ;_;

 

Granted, but the splash attack is the only thing you know...

I wish i have a new and better pc...

 

granted but when it is being posted to you it arrives and then suddenly explodes

i wish for a sword the size of sephiroths ;D

 

Granted but the sword can only be used by sephiroth and your not sephirot...

I wish im immortal...

 

granted but your only weakness is fire then suddenly a meteor hits you ha

i wish to be a insanely powerful warrior

 

Granted but your armor is made up of kryptonite which is your weakness(like superman)

I wish for a psp slim..

 

granted it then arrives you hack it and suddenly the fbi come to your house destroys your psp slim

i wish that i suddenly become sephiroth