Wish spoler game

granted but its made out of bread that has other guys pubs in it

i wish for a taco that regrew ofter i ate it

 

So I would get drunk from eating the bread? Cool!
Granted but ofter means 'when you die because:'
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I wish for 600 R's in a barrel

 

granted but when u counted them all out u found out there was only 599 R's in it.

i wish for a game that id never get bored of...

 

Granted, but you play the game until the disk burns up and can't play it anymore!

I wish the song "Die another day" wasn't written by Madonna

 

granted but found out it was made by coppy dubble of her... (some one that looks the same & sounds like her... for those who dont know)

i wish i could change my bedroom into a lazer light party room.

 

Granted but you got shot by the lazers.

I wish for Chaos.

 

Granted but in a second peace is restored
i wisH for a god parent

 

Granted, but you're new god parent just happens to a raptor. A rather hungry raptor...

 

ok looks like Datanotfound has put a dent in the game...

i wish for a horror film thats so scarey & gorey that it can only be seen on the net...

 

Granted but Longcat Kills your Internet.

I wish for Tacgnol

 

Granted, but Tacgnol is pulled onto a daytime talk show where it is revealed that Tactrohs is his son.

Sorry for the confusion earlier, guess I got ahead of myself and posted without my wish =p

I wish for a job =/

 

granted but on the same day you got fired...

i wish the sky was yellow ?

 

Granted, but the sky you're seeing is the atmosphere of Venus, have fun.

I wish for the unwishable.

 

Granted, it's in a box and to open it you need to unlock the super hard rubix cube 2.0
I wish for a ."(, ,)'

 

Granted, but it disappears.

I wish for contact lenses.

 

Granted but you broke it while wearing it now you go blind.

I wish for more people on RomU.

 

Granted but they're all little spammy kids

I wish for a perfect pizza

 

Granted but we ate them.

I wish for more food.

 

granted but some gremlins eat it before you can touch them


i wish i have a great mustache!

 

Granted, but it grew out of your arse.

I wish Uranus didn't stink so much ;D