Wish spoler game

granted.
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i wish evertime i yelled out, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!! the scene from 300 was recreated

 

Granted but you are the Persian who gets kicked into the pit "This is madness!"
I wish I could find a FIRE FLOWER!!

 

granted you get a 50 inch monitor but the connector is 50 inces to

i wish for real life 1up

 

Granted, but you got herpes and your 8==> fell off so you killed yourself you're back to normal again

I wish my girlfriend was over right now...

 

granted. she comes wit a her new boyfriend and dumps yuo

i wish i had the powers of the hulk

 

Granted but you can only use them if you have a visectomy
I wish for a call from this guy:

 

Granted, but he flings poo at you over the phone.

I wish in-laws didn't suck.

 

granted but now you do

i wish i could hack the computers goverment and get away with it (and incase there watching i would never do such a thing i dont even know how)

 

Granted but it caused your computer to spontaneously asplode!
I wish I would get off my backside and do my coursework instead of being distracted

 

Granted, but that means RomU goes down and you get depressed and kill yourself and, of course, your paper never gets done.

I wish I'd study for my test tomorrow >.<

 

granted but you got an "F"
i wish for this apron!

 

Granted, but it's child sized.
I wish I wasn't sick.

 

granted but you died.
i wish there were more posts on this thread.

 

Granted, but it got deleted in a massive site-wide virus.

I wish ice cream came in fish flavor.

 

granted but in a massive carnage of cows they got extinct and they cannot produce milk due to the lack of lactancy of all mothers worldwide.

i wish candyman meet the grim reaper.

 

granted but the candy man is dead

 

NOOOOOOOOO

oh btw you didnt make a wish...

 

Oh... and you didn't either.

I wish I could fly.

 

granted but you flyed so high that you ended on the wing engine of an airplane.

oh btw

i wanted him to post a reply dude. :-\

i wish war never existed.

 

woops, i wish i made a wish