Wish spoler game

Granted but now you have "itchy scrot disorder", well as Ali-G describes it...
I wish I could fire needles out of my left arm

 

Granted but you lose your arm.
I wish for a new Pencil.

 

granted you got a pencil...dong wise
i wish cj could shooot cucombers out his bung hole

 

Granted, but it ricocheted and the bullet slices through your head.

I wish I joined the next Twisted Metal contest.

 

Granted. Epic win. You got to dismember W€$. (I know it's called wish spoiler, but there's nothing spoilable about that.)

I wish PROGUY got to dismember W€$ in the next Twisted Metal competition.

 

Granted.But there was no Twisted Metal Competition any more.

I wish I can remain studying in primary school and not secondary school until i work

 

HELLZ YAH!!!!

granted. you get but raped for the rest of your life in the lockeroom till yyou get a job.

i wish there were no more final fantasyies. Take that aphopos

 

granted, but you keep aging until the age 102 and then you spend the rest of time being a 102 year old guy you has to where adult diapers

i wish for 10000 beautiful women who would do what ever i say and they have a clean bill of health

 

Granted, but you have to pay for all their bills.

I wish that people everywhere could all get along.

 

Granted but the person you hate most would be your best friend

I wish I win the lottery

 

Granted, but the owners found out that the machine was actually broken... That means you'll have to give back your winings xD

I wish everything was perfect.

 

Granted, but then you were already six feet under.

I wish i know all the secrets of the universe.

 

Granted but say goodbye to your innocence and sanity
I wish I didn't have to log off in 15 seconds

 

grantied but you must stay on for ever with your eys pined open and you legs bind to your chair

i wish i had supermans powers

 

Granted & you also get his weaknesses.

I wish over doing the one up trick in Super Mario Bros. won't result in a game over when you die once.

 

Granted; instead when you die you go to the zone x world with 5,000 Goombas and 3 Red Koopas

 

NO WISH ^?!!

I wish for a bigger computer monitor

 

Granted, but one pixel on the screen is as big as you are. Enjoy everyone in the work being able to see your pr0nzo9z.

I wish I could deflect 2D arrows.

 

Granted but not 3D arrows soo... y'know
I wish there was 300 things to do in a glitch

 

Granted, but your three hundred, no matter how mighty, could not withstand the Persian arrows.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.