Wish spoler game

Granted but it degrades after a while, well that has happened before
I wish there were 5 degrees of awesome

 

Granted
*Awesome
*Double Awesome
*Ultra Awesome
*Chuck Norris Awesome
*Deathbreak Awesome

I wish something bad would happen to this wish.

 

Granted, your previous grant backfired on you because Chuck Norris ain't awesome which made you anti-awesome but since you are already a degrees of awesome you get sucked into a parralel universe full of Rapist moles and homicidal biscuits from Netto...
I wish Manchester United would shut down or asplode

 

Granted but so did all of football

I wish i get to go to college this year

 

Granted! Only it's not the college you wanted to go.

I wish I had a faster computer.

 

Granted! but the language settings are stuck to Russian.

I wish i was a cat.

 

Granted...But then you magically turned into a dog

I wish I could be as sucessful as others *looks at a picture of Seph*

 

You are but then you got sent to jail, you illegally got successful

I wish i had a dog

 

Congratulations cjdogger now belongs to you, may neptune help you survive his whining ;D

I wish for 10 boxes of extra large pizza.

 

granted but the pizza had anchovies on them.
i wish cjdogger changed his pic back to A_A instead of a lion/cat woman. ur going on to loonies and calvins turf man.

 

I love anchovies so Finally, a Wish Spoiler Fail!

Wooooosssshhh! Yay my pizzas are here ;D

Anyway, Granted but cj exacted revenge on you as well.

 

Granted, because you didn't wish for anything.

I wish he'd wished for something.

 

Ooops, I forgot didn't I?

So granted, but no one would grant it.

I wish I had a real VW Beetle that turns into Bumblebee ^_^

 

Granted, but it turns into A bumblebee instead... with you inside it...

I wish that I didn't have pinkeye

 

Granted, you recieve purple nose instead.

I wish for a million wishes.

 

oh crap howed i fail. uh make those anchovies poisones!

granted but you used them all to trips to heck.

i wish for more awesomenss

 

Granted, but it also attracted the bullies

I wish for eternal life

 

Ooh the classical Epic Fail ;D

I don't even need to spoil this one as you spoiled it yourself. You won't die, but you'll age & become decrepid.

I wish for a huge tub of triple chocolate ice cream.

 

Haven't you heard? I like furries
Granted but since you thought I could be owned at all, I'll come and melt it with a portable hair dryer, enjoy ^_^
I wish I could replace noobs with spaghetti

 

granted but the spaghettis were level 9zillion epic monsters
i wish my back werent itchy