Wish spoler game

Granted. You will now commence with the nagging in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ;D


I wish I was a movie star.

 

You were but I nagged you so much that you quit and you went back to your previous job :3
I wish I knew what to wish for now...

 

you did but then you forgot

I wish i was able to play football for manchester united

 

Granted, you are in the junior fan league
I wish I knew what was going on

 

You do but it is not good

I wish i was an oscar meyer wiener

 

granted but then yu were eaten by a wiener (dog)

i wish me and my gf went out more

 

You are but you found out she is actually a HE

I wish global warming would stop

 

ROFLMAO Thats a good one but sheees aa giiirrlll =]

 

did not know that sorry

 

Excuses, excuses... XD

It did stop but climate change made it colder instead...
I wish there were 3 things to point at...

 

Granted, but you only have two fingers.

I wish I got an Emmy

 

Hello sir, you can have this little girl called Emmy to look after for... Hey wait, I thought this was your wish...
I wish for 400 sixty-fifths of an apple...

 

Wish granted nut its rotten

i wish i had a ferrari

 

Granted but an authoruty changed it to a Mini, but you don't have the keys...
I wish my revenge wouldn't take so long

 

Granted. But, everyone knows what you're planning. ;D

I wish my internet connection was faster.

 

Granted but still not fast enough...
I wish I had my previous name back

 

granted but you went to jail because someone used your old name to steal things

I wish the titanic never sunk

 

Granted, it asploded instead
I wish for 3 things: a rock, a rock and a rock wearing a sombrero!

 

Granted but rock was thrown in your face, rock was thrown in your back and sombrero rock was stuffed down your mouth

I wish i was disney was not around

 

Granted, but all the disney stars flooded into good channels instead!

I wish I had a photographic memory