Wish spoler game

granted. every day is Christmas Eve and you're the one to buy presents for the whole family
i wish for some Reese chocolate

 

Granted but it melts.
I wish the holidays were longer.

 

Granted. You get trapped in a time warp and have to relive the same holiday over and over again for the rest of time.

I wish christmas were abolished.

 

granted but the whole word hates you

i wish i inhered Microsoft

 

Granted but inhered is now a word that means "to be killed by"

I wish I could program well.

 

granted.you write out an unbeatable virus that kills every computer in the world, including all computer schematics so that inventors has to restart at the huge multi-tonne vacuum tube computers
i wish that i didn't hate bubble gum

 

Granted, but now you hate every other food and starve to death.

I wish I wish I was a fish (in water that I can breath in with no chemicals, poisons, debre, or predators)

 

Granted, but a fisherman caught you, and now you've been mounted on a wall.

I wish I had a smaller feet. (It's hard for me to find shoes).

 

Granted, but you also get Athletes foot
I wish for a chemical chowder and steel compound *vomits

 

Granted but it makes you die.

I wish for new headphones.

 

granted, they break your eardrums
i wish for a cup

 

Granted but it's a 'sippy-cup' for small children
I wish for infinite time

 

granted, heres a clock with batteries that dont run out of power.
i wish that english would be kewler.

 

Granted. But you had to be permabanned first.

I wish W€$ were permabanned.

 

Granted but he has a plasma grenade
I wish I had 2 forks

 

granted but the you realize that you need a spoon!xD
i wish i had a mouse

 

granted but your house gets overrun with them
i wish for more ink for the colour printer

 

Granted but they aren't in cartridges
I wish I could go into Luminous Arc 2

 

granted but it turned out to be a cheep tacky imertation world instead.

i wish the old wiled pk was back on rune scape rather than the pk anywhere worlds

 

Granted but Runescape got shut down ^_^
I wish I could just try out being female for a day...