Wish spoler game

Granted, the movie would turn out to be a gay male porno.

I wish i was much richer than i am

 

Granted, enjoy your penny
I wish I won the Mudkipz war without casualities

 

granted, the mudkipz are now traumatized and insane

i wish the irc was more active when im around

 

Granted, now all the creeps on the internet know where to find you.

I wish I knew more about technology.

 

Granted, your brain overloaded and you died.

I wish i had every game ever and every console

 

Granted they are all scratched beyond use
I wish there were less hauntings

 

granted, the hauntings that remained were so unbeleivebly scary you died when you saw one.

I wish the above happened (no offence)

 

Granted but that doesn't exactly work as I am already part machine (really).
I wish I knew Stacy's mom

Now I have time to explain the machine joke:
I have a big USB port and an extractor fan...

 

granted, although she has got it goin on.

i wish i could be bothered making a sig for myself

 

Granted but it violated the rules...
I wish to listen to Nightwish: End Of All Hope

 

Granted. Congratulations, you've just destroyed the world.

I wish I could find shoes my size.

 

granted, they are clown shoes.

I wish i could have a pet lion

 

Granted but you are it's lunch
I wish for 3 flying frogs

 

granted but they fly far away and never see them again
i wish to have psychic powers!

 

Granted but you can only use them for forplay
I wish for a chicken wing with extra spices and a pepsi

 

Granted! But i Chopped your Hands and Ripped offed your mouth! >

I wish for a new hentai DVD!

 

granted but its yaoi!haha
i wish to have 1year duration battery on my ds

 

Granted but it's on top of your DS and it's quadruple A sized...
I wish I had the devil smiley in my smiley list...
I had to copy the image location from haseo's post...

 

Granted but loony & seph made the forum work in a way that posting it doesn't appear on your post.

You create the devil emoticon by using these letters & symbols:

> : D

But you obviously need to type them closer together. Thank Kamage for discovering it, he was THE one who originally discovered its existence here on RomUlation >

I wish I had some German chocolates right about now

 

granted but those chocolates have some dog poo inside D:
i wish for unlimited panda power!!!!