Wish spoler game

granted but now school is 24/7
i wish i had a 1tib internet connection

 

granted. it costs $1 million a month
i wish for a bucket of toonies

 

Granted but the bucket is made of lava so no more toonies...
I wish for a carpet of chicken feathers

 

granted. you are allergic to feathers
i wish for better DS shoulder buttons

 

Granted but the rest of the buttons get worse
I wish for ultimate concentration of mudkipz waves

 

granted. you drown in their waves
i wish for a nail gun

 

granted, but you nail yourself to the wall

i wish for a PSP

 

granted. it's not hacked, protected from any future hacks, you can't acquire games, and you lost the charger
i wish for the people to hurry up with their DSi cracking i'm interested to see what they'll do with the SD slot

 

Granted, they learn they can shove you in the slot
I wish I saw an Owl that said O RLY?

 

granted. then i come up and puke on you cause that reminds me of the annoying kid at summer school who was literally spamming those pictures onto the blackboard during breaks
i wish for a good watermelon

 

Granted but it doesn't taste nice, it just sits there behaving...
I wish xenophobia was accepted (no, not the dumper, the behaviour characteristic)

 

Granted, but then immediatly un-accepted.

I wish christmas happen sooner.

 

Granted, but you're in a country that doesn't celebrate it.

I wish Pokemon are real, I really want a Gardevoir ;D

 

Granted. But you have no control over it and it KOs you...

I wish to have the only modded PSP-3000

 

granted. but it gives you leprosy.

i wish that i had the power to beggen the end of days.

 

Granted, but the zombies eat you first and only.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

 

Granted but you always shoot lasers even when you blink because your lasers burnt your Eye lids of when you blinked.

I wish i was a quick typer

 

Granted, not only do you become a quick typist, you become quick in everything else as well & we know not everything's fun to do quicly ;D

I wish someone would give me the Vampire clothes set in Flyff as well as 300 Million Penya, no kidding I really need those :'(

 

Granted, but no one else plays flyff.

I wish MMORPGs were funner.

 

If they were, your English would get even worse. (funner- more enjoyable/ fun/entertaining)

I wish I could act in a movie.