Wish spoler game

Granted but because you said "not bazaar", you instantly become a drone for Wallmart.

I wish there will be no more people who have nothing better to do than flame bait, troll & make everyone pissed at them join RomUlation

 

Granted. Aliens start Flaming you.

I wish for an Unspoilable wish.

 

Granted but you haven't got it...
I wish I had a jelly bean named Paul

 

granted but you ate him
i wish for more time

 

granted. but you get punched in the groin by Zeus, ruler of the Olympian gods!

i wish that my 360 hadn't died, so that i could get a copy of fable 2.

 

wish granted but it breaks once you get the game

I wish I had a better computer

 

Granted, but you had one for 3 seconds and then it got hax0rzed to death
I wish 1337 Hax0rz would go away

 

Granted. He left here and moved into the house next door to you.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

 

granted but you can no longer speak, and the wish maker is blind and doesn't know Braille
i wish for an empty deserted underground silo for me to keep my junk in

 

granted but its a portal to the marvel zombie universe, and they ran out of food

i wish i had tacos

 

Granted, they are made out of human intestines though,,,
I wish chickens could fly as good as pigs

 

Wish granted but they all fly away and never come back

I wish I could get a job

 

Granted, you are now a dung scraper in Africa
I wish there was a square that could eat biscuits

 

granted but that square IS the biscuit so it eats itself
i wish for a huge snowstorm to dump snow where i live without damaging any houses or appliances

 

Granted but nobody can get out the houses for 3 days
I wish I didn't have to log off RIGHT now...

 

Granted but you instantly got bored and decided to log off anyway

i wish i was a Super, Ultra, Mega-Rific, Chocolatey Hacker that everyone Loved for hacking terroriests

 

wish granted, but terrorists kill ju

I wish i could get a 4.0 gpa

 

granted...

but the school burned down and all your records turned to ashes...


i wish my school would burn down... harhar

 

Granted, now you have to go to a "Special" school because of the trauma
I wish I played Trauma Centre

 

then you shall!
but the second you finish it your system powers off and loses all data, and frying the game
i wish for an infrared LED (i need one badly)