Wish spoler game

Granted but those times were 5 seconds ago
I wish human stupidity wasn't infinite

 

Granted but like you Clearly Stated it me

I wish i was Immortal

 

Granted but the you who got immortality is in a parralel universe
I wish I could fire bum eggs like yoshi

 

Granted but they Quickly Hactch Creating evil yous that want to be the only yous so they try to kill you, then makeing eggs themselfs. a endless circle of evil CJs.

I wish i was taller

 

Granted by you grew o.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo1 cm taller.

I wish life wasn't so complicated.

 

Granted but its stay Complicated for you and not everyone else

 

I'm already evil, so there would be just an endless circles of evil CJ's which I would control Muhahaha!
I can't grant a wish if it doesn't exist
I wish hypocrisy didn't exist

 

Cannot be Granted, i dont Have a Clue what that is



I wish i new what hypocrisy Was

 

Granted
Hypocrisy (or the state of being a hypocrite) is the act of preaching a certain belief, religion or way of life, but not, in fact, holding these same virtues oneself but now you know nothing else

I wish all computers & games cost nothing

 

Granted but since they wouldn't bring in money for the makers they wouldn't make them anymore
I wish there was a chicken

 

Granted, But the Chicken Was Roasted and Given To Me to Eat infront of you while you watch

I wish i was Presidant

 

Granted, but you became the president of nothing ;D

I wish i was in a video game so i can fight 8)

 

Granted but you were put in Leisure Suit Larry and was turned into a "toy"
I wish I never heard of Leisure Suit Larry

 

then you saw it on tv

i wish loonyliar was a christian

 

then i baptized you again and you could never convert to another religion and you may NEVER leave this religion

i wish loonyliar never hated christianity

 

Granted, he doesn't hate it but despises it
I wish BS would dtop calling Loony "Loonyliar"

 

yeah i stopped calling him loonyliar(for the next 5 mins or so) i now call him loonylioness a k a cjlions lover(cause you care SO MUCH for him im touched... LOL) you should change your name to cjlion... ask loonylioness hed grant it for ya
(loony im not aiming this at you im shooting this to your most loyal fan/?lover?)

i wish loonylioness never despised christianity

 

im lazy and easily bored so i didnt read the whole bible
i dont mind minor sins too much as they cant be helped(those whove never commited a sin are saints. everyones sinful)
but i do my best to live my religion i go to church three times a week i pray twice a day

and you are one LOYAL ADMIN
youve been active for like 6 hours straight