Wish spoler game

Granted but he couldn't be bothered to edit the post
I wish I could be as epic as the pirate ninja

 

Granted but it only lasted 5 seconds
I wish i Could answer any question thrown at me...

 

Granted but your head becomes so full of knowledge it explodes
I wish i had my own tennis court

 

Granted but it has a very sensitive bomb beneath it, one step and then boom!
I wish my brain can store infinite knowledge w/o having to explode and w/o my head having to grow big...

 

Granted but once you realise the meaning of life is CAKE!! you commit suicide
I wish i had a giant blueberry pie

 

Granted but you realised it wasn't cooked so the blueberries tasted bland...
I wish I could shoot lazers out of my big toe

 

Granted, but the lasers turn anything they hit into flowers.
I wish for better video games to be released.

 

Granted, but you are banned from playing video games...
I Wish for something exciting to happen...

 

Granted, i Currupted your wish that is Exciting becuase im currupting it.

I wish i wasnt currupted in the life of Hustlers like i am now

 

Granted, you grow a huge afro so they throw you out, you learn the errors of your ways but when your afro gets cut you feel rage and anger corrupting you yet again
I wish I had a rocket propelled sock

 

LOALLLL !!!!!!!!

Granted, But may i ask. WHY ????!!! By the way, your 'RPS' only works when you add dark matter to it so it wont work for a good few years.

I wish i was in the DBZ Anime and i was one of the main characters thats seen in every episode

 

Granted, but the show is cancelled

I wish the world was more medieval-ish

 

Granted, you get hit on the head with a mace every halloween
I wish for a cow with a jetpack
(I want an RPS to fire socks at people for fun)

 

Granted, But the cow gets hungry from flying around and decides to eat you...
I wish for they'd port every disgaea game on the DS...

 

Granted But it costs $100,000,000,000.99

i wish that DBZ was never cancelled

(And Dont say "Granted, but it gets cancelled anyway" or anything around those lines)

 

""Granted, but it gets cancelled anyway" or anything around those lines" Lulz
I wish I knew some pretty fine "puh taters"

 

Granted but since im ment to currupt it i wont tell you.

I wish that i could speak every Language in the world

 

Granted but everybody else starts using a different language
I wish I had a great idea for a wish

 

Granted but this Clearly isnt one of those great ideas of yours is it ?

i wish i could Use Telekineses to an Extent were i can Move sh1t around the place

 

Granted but sh1t is the only thing you can move...
I wish I could touch the sky