Wish spoler game

Granted, but no one will post their spoilers

I wish Magic was fake o.o

 

Magic IS fake.

Granted, but then the super magician had no more super magic super power and killed you with his super sword of the super magician.

I wish I was more super.

 

Granted, but you ate too much supper to be super.

I wish that mask was made of gold

 

True, but then a missile came from the sky and then there was no mask.

And that was all you had seen...

I wish my review is done in ten minutes (get ready, Winterr)

 

granted, but i'll do a review tomorrow...maybe...

I wish I had logner hair

 

Granted, but only your pubic hair is longer.
I wish this game didn't exist.

 

granted but then I forgot it doesn't,
I wish that I could become a dragon whenever I wanted

 

granted but you realise its dead :'(

i wish my wish would be granted by SEPH, the almighty!

 

Granted! But Seph turns into BouncinBrad instead!

I wish i had all the money in the world!

 

Granted but Lupin III came & stole all of it.

I wish Evilhero was NiceVillain instead

 

Granted but he thought he wasn't up to his job and became his old-self
I wish the new Kirby game wasn't dumped so Renji would have to wait longer

 

Sorry cj, somebody already dumped the game, see "Trading Station" section...

Hehe, someone's wish was actually spoiled ROFL

I wish I had some chicks with me right now

 

Granted, but those chicks turned out to have d**ks, haha < that rhymed

I wish I had no schools tomorrow

 

Granted because you get expelled & black listed W00T!

I wish I had an actual real living Patamon as a partner.

 

Granted, but it digivolved too much and became a digi-egg again.

I wish I was a hero

 

A Genie granted your wish but the Genie was hearing impared so when he heard your wish he thought you said.

"I wish I was a Zero" so poof!

You became a loser, ouch!

I wish I was actually Eric Cartman.

 

Granted but you realised you had aids, then you died and woke up as yourself again...
I wish the Hadron Colider created a black hole on the intenetz

 

Granted, There are Black holes all over the internet. Type in google "Black holes"

I wish i was immune to all Diseases named and un-named to man kind

 

Granted, but you turned into a shark and drowned

 

I wish cj, remembered to post his wish on his last post ;D