Wish spoler game

Granted, but you were so excited about March 1st that you had a heart attack.

I wish I could read people's minds ;D

 

Granted, but everyone's minds are filled with gruesome pictures and you feel terrible.

I wish I wasn't wishing right now.

 

granted , but then a few minutes later some guy goes past and has all these things that he got from wishing so you got sad
I wish that i could control time

 

Granted, but it eventually leads to your demise (use your imagination. You can make a movie from this)

I wish there was a cure for AIDS

 

Grantedm, but the cure can only be harvested from a dead star, the nearest beign 70 thousand light years away(Dark Matter is also accepted, but it tastes rank.)
I wish that i could do flash decently

 

granted! but your computers down
i wish i had 100.000$

 

Granted but you only got Monopoly dollars & you triple threw doubles & had to be sent to jail.

I wish I really am a Jedi ;D

 

No... It's a breakdance move...

Granted, but you'd only be a Jedi in Starwars...due to the cool special effects


I wish I can sit down...

 

Granted, but there is no place for you to sit

i wish i did not make this wish

 

HA!!

Going Extreme Ghostbusters are we

Reseteng game in...3...2...1...0

I Wish I had a wish to wish for my wishful wish to be wished ;D ;D ;D

 

Granted but that would be after a hundred year before you get your wish

I wish that my wish will get granted without any spoiler

 

granted but since you didnt wish for anything you realize that was a completely pointless wish.

I wish that i had Admin powers

 

Granted but you became an admin for a rival site that we all hate

I wish I had some Doritos right now

 

granted but theyre poisoned

I wish that i had decent speakers

 

Granted, but they're the kind used on outdoor concerts so they don't fit in your room AND they do eat alot of electricity to run

I wish for World War ;D ;D

 

Granted, but it would be a movie.....

I wish for my FCL project to be dome magically

 

Granted...but they miss and hit you instead ;D *Readies shield*

I wish I had the powre to jump back in time, but I couldn't go forward in time..

 

Granted but because time loops, you end up causing a temporal annomaly that destroys the fabric of reality & POOF!!

Koko Kruch!!! hehe!!! ;D ;D ;D

I wish I could count how much wood would a wood chuck chuch if a wood chuck would chuck wood

 

granted but after you finish counting you realize it was being chucked at you...hurtz

I wish i could fly