Wish spoler game

Granted, but his computer froze right before he pressed the Post button.

 

Wish please.

 

Oops, sorry. I wish school lunches would taste better.

 

granted, but montrose had THE BEST food. ;D

 

I wish all of you would remember to make a wish~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wish granted but everyone's wish turned out wrong! ???

I wish I had a ten inch long dick

 

Granted, but you will grow 10 times larger than you are. So, it will look like a baby dick.
I wish people wouldn't be so sick-minded

 

Granted, but then everyone would be the same and life would be so boring that you would kill yourself

I wish I could think of a good wish...

 

Wish granted but somebody thought of it ahead of you so their wish was granted not yours

I wish I lost everything I ever had but gained a true love (V) (V)

 

Granted but someone returned all your stuff including your ex-girlfriend and ur true love dumped you ;D

I wish I had a iPod...

 

Granted but it can only play Soulja boy and that song is SO out of style

I wish there was a cure to cancer

 

A cure for cancer. Granted, but then a new incurable disease started to appear.

 

i wish everyone remembered to make a wish.

 

Granted, but then they still didn't do it!

I wish there were more seasons of Full House.

 

Granted, but then all the actors died of the disease that succeeded cancer.

I wish wishes couldn't be spoiled.

 

Granted. But you are spoiled.
I wish you'd didn't wish this wish.

 

Granted, but then no one understood your last wish so you got locked up in a mental home ;D

I wish my hands didnt smell of lemon...

 

This is an easy one...

Granted, but your hands smell like cow shit now.

I wish people could live foreeeever.

 

Granted, but humans are enslaved by gorillas and are now tortured forever.

I wish 8 wasn't a number.

 

Granted. By later you found out you had won the lucky draw ticker which was number 8 but not anymore cause 8 don't exist.
I wish better games would come out for the DS