Winning this girl's heart

More like it.

 

Sure thing. But just so you know, my basement's full of surprises.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!

 

err yes lolololololololol

 

In case you guys were in any confusion, this right here is our whale-hunting scientific research boat that we'll be using to catch that colossal beluga whale.

 

That's one god-damn sexy boat you got there...

 

Yes sign me up then.
Reporting for duty.

 

You should see my cruise liner.

 

Gladly.

 

...

And to all those whinging...

I seen worse, infact alot of my friends have worse girlfriends.


This is nothing...and yes I am afraid...

 

lol thats why i said have fun guys, i corrected the errors of my ways.

 

Oh man, this is bringing me to tears from laughter.

And surprised I was.

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That little lady has some major ... somethings about her. What has been seen can definitely not be unseen.

Edit: Her new profile picture is even better.

 

lol please continue im laughing my ass off too.

 

Weren't you the one coming in here trying to win this foot's, Jocelyn Wildenstein's, girl's heart?

 

lol for a time now im just drunk and the jokes are over the top.

 

I didn't think this thread would get any better but it did. My hat's off to it.

 

you said it, this shits hilarious please continue.

 

So is there another hot mama you're going after?

 

idk if i do she will indeed be hot.i must've had brain trauma or something when i wanted her.

 

So, how many bottles of Corona did you have when you fell for that monstrosity?