Winning this girl's heart

Good Idea!!

 

Go now human, follow our basic steps and she will love you forever.

 

Lol alright enough of this.

 

If you're not taking this seriously man prepare to be alone forever, but whatever we're only trying to help.

 

Just decorate your basement and show it to her. She will be impressed!

 

No, ya'll are trying to make me look stupid! I've never heard of such things man. I'm not an idiot, I know when I'm trying to be made into a fool.

 

Thread == WIN.

My best advice? Forget about her. I was personally in the same situation as you. Looking calf-eyed every time this girl would just walk by. Guess what, you ignore all the other great girls when your attention is focused as it is. Open yourself up to other girls. I did, and have been in a much healthier relationship for two years. And that girl from before? Her status on Facebook still says single.

@ Josef Fritzl Dude that is a sweet basement, where'd you get all the stuff. Do you think redoing my basement will revamp my love life?

 

Fuck this dragonegger guy hes full of shit.

Do what i say tyson or be alone forever

 

Thanks alot man. That's what I'm going to do. I've taken interest in someone else. I bet her status will still say single when I do my thing--well married to a friend anyway.

As for the basment. I think it was a joke.

 

How is that a joke? If you look closely on the wall, you can see outlines of naked women pressed against it.

 

I feel so bad for the people not listening to Littlekill. I learnt a lot from him, now I get laid OFTEN.

Basically I go all out mixed with subtle, like what LK is describing. If that doesn't work, I pick another girl in the room and try it. Rinse and repeat until sex.

 

Sounds simple to me, she's not interested in you.

Eta after reading the rest of the thread: I have not laughed this hard in a long time.

 

I'm married because of the advice Littlekill gave to my husband. Everything he's describing about women, is indeed true.

 

There you go again, being a presumptuous cock...

No girl is ever going to like you. Period.

 

haha oh chill little man, i know what i'm doing. im talking to someone else and her status says the same. you second rate cock haha geez you guys are hilarious!

 

In before that girl too says "leave me alone!" and you'll persist to the point where she will get a restraining order on you.

 

Ooh, my, my, my! Littlekill is tickling me pink with his charm with women.

Trust me. As a young woman myself I can give you advice: Everything Littlekill said is true.
Girls bitch and whine about things such as wanting to be alone because they want the guy to actually follow them around everywhere. All the time. We like being called/emailed all the time even if we don't answer. We're playing hard to get! Silly boys...

Also, we love gifts. Especially if it's a pair of your man-panties. I'll let you know when my group of stalking men give me some man-panties it drives me wild. I suggest you do the same.

Josef's knowledge about basements is spectacular! Nice octopus on the wall of the shower.

 

if a girl likes you she will text you and call you. simple as that. if she doesnt and ignores your texts and calls then it is most definately not going to happen. you need her to come to you. why dont you play hard to get instead.

 

she gave me her number to text but curse my soul i don't have a phone.

 

Do you want to see my new basement?