Why would you slap the user above you?

for been undecided

 

for saying been instead of being

 

For being a Grammar Nazi.

 

For knowing I am german

 

'Cuz I recently delved into the history of WWII and have a groundless hatred for Germans.

...Not really true, but I'll slap you anyway.

 

for making me want to correct your grammar

 

For not knowing what mistakes I made... which is probaably everything, for all I know.

 

for making me want to correct your grammar...........AGAIN

 

Because I see the error in my previous post, and must vent my rage through physical assault.

 

for venting rage through physical assault.........AGAIN

 

For being anally retentive >.>

 

...Nah. I'd rather not.

 

For being too cowardly to hit me

 

Reflex.

...wait... I just hit...

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

For shouting too loudly >.o

 

Reflex. Again.

F*** D*** Sh** *** B**** Baloney!!!! Not again!

 

For swearing!

 

For not being in the kitchen.

 

for being a plumpkin

 

For having orange hair.