Why would you slap the user above you?

but i am.....
for neva seeing winnie the pooh

 

I think she meant these roses.


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(Playfull slap on the arse)
For being cool

 

... Oh.

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Because I am required by law to slap you.

 

DAMMIT now i want a box of roses.....arse? a word we use alot in ireland

cause you ate my last mudkip

 

Because you were hiding your last Mudkip from me.

 

cause you found that mudkip

 

Because that Mudkip tasted like a Dodongo.

 

cause you no my b.....i mean don9aldo

 

Slap you.. playfully.. for trying to roam naked X3

 

Slaps for coming with me

 

Slaps for rejecting your future lover =P

 

slaps for having underpants and bra

 

Slaps for not being thankful

 

slaps for being on this late at night

 

For attempting to assert your limited authority.

SEXISM FTW!!!

 

For being sexist.

(Easy one that needed NO mental ability whatsoever)

 

for not letting me rrrrroooaaammm ffffrrrrreeeee

 

For your obsession with Mudkipz.

 

why slap when you can... do other things?

 

For thinkin' 'bout other things.