Why would you slap the user above you?

the cookie monster fessed up!!
SLAPS for lying bout it

 

...Because those were the most ridiculous reasons. I oughta slap you silly for that.

 

I agree.

Slap...

 

Slaps for using a nerf gun against me

 

...What the hell?

My reason is obvious.

 

I wouldn't.

 

You did not slap...

Slap...

 

for slapping light when he was being polite....hey that rythms
SLAP!!!

 

Hehehe. I'll slap you harder.

Slap!!!!!!

 

Slaps for freezing me!!

 

Slap for adding life to this forum again.

 

slaps cause there was a fly on your cheek
sorry if i hurt you

 

...I can't

 

I refuse.

 

for not slapping the kitty with wings

 

Reflex.

And that is the only reason.

 

for eating a whole box of roses bye yourself

 

For saying I ate roses.

I only eat Venom Weed.

 

for dissing my reason

 

For not being in the kitchen.