Why would you slap the user above you?

For being a hypocrite.

 

For not posting why I'm a hypocrite.

 

for being annoying

 

... No. I refuse to slap you.

 

I would

 

You'd slap Fuyu???

I slap you for that.

 

For slaping a cowboy.

 

For not slapping the cowboy that would slap Fuyu.

 

You can't seem to have fun

 

For thinking I'm not having fun.

 

For not slaping Fuyu.

 

For wanting me to slap a CATGIRL. And Fuyu.

 

For not doing that.

 

For pursuing the matter and not coming up with another reason to slap me.

 

for changing avatars

 

For still being pink.

 

Because....

 

For continuously saying that.

 

for slapping me

 

Reflex.

Then I'd say sorry, due to a random act of "kindness."