Why would you slap the user above you?

For having Chuck Norris in your avatar

 

For hating chuck norris

 

For protecting Chuck Norris

 

For slapping me

 

For retaliating with violence

 

Touché. lol

 

cuz ur sig is confusing

 

Cuz' you thought the sig was confusing.

 

Because your obsession with symmetry is irrational.

 

'Cuz you had no reason to change your avatar, even tho you did.

 

No jaw, no PINGAS... and I'm choosing to retain the Soul Reaver and the whole "beyond death" thing anyway, so it doesn't matter.

And I'd slap you because your obsession with symmetry is STILL irrational.

 

I'd slap you for changin' your mind so quickly.

 

For having such an apathetic face.

 

For staring at my soul.

 

For not giving me your FACE.

 

For your face fetish

 

For having a hat that I don't,

 

For slapping me D=<

 

For existing.

...Nah, that's too harsh.

For not having a glowing red eye.

 

For being assimetrycal.