Why would you slap the user above you?

For calling people fruits.

 

For posting here.

 

For glory

 

im a carrot orange

 

For saying random stuff

 

you still need discipline dammit!! bad kitty

 

For disciplining kitty kat.

That right belongs to MEH.

 

For being possessive!

 

For not being in the kitchen. AGAIN.

 

For not being in the garage humping a car.

 

Hell no!

 

ur a grapefruit

 

For calling him a fruit instead of slapping him >.>

 

ur a pear
(these are my reasons i just like to be crazy)

 

You know? I give up slapping you. Its pointless!

 

For.......
... um...
...
... I can't slap a little pussy-cat...

 

No, i would bite.

 

For biting me!

 

...I can't hit this girl

 

For being annoying.