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Why Why would someone think it would be a good idea to do this!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by equitypetey, Mar 12, 2009.

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  1. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    having a look at the saw

    http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/resade305kl.jpg

    i'd say now that it was most probably a dildo that was attached to it. there is loads of porn out there that uses modified power tools as sex toys and they had a go them selves.
     
  2. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    Oh gosh, on one of THOSE!!! Take the BLADE OFF!

    It gives a new use for pads, though. How would YOU like to be known as "that chick that got airlifted to the hospital after ****in a saw"
     
  3. Krusha

    Krusha Well-Known Member

    RL LOL!!

    honestly why not simply shell out for a "proper" sex toy... I never thought id say that.
     
  4. nyaonyao

    nyaonyao Member

    Was the sex that bad? Or maybe they're just that stupid. I don't even want to imagine!! *shiver*
     
  5. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    its all to do with fetish stuff. if you've seen some of the dirty porn i have you'd not be so surprised but it was a bit stupid to still have the blade on it and not fix something different to it.
     
  6. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    I know that they would use it like a vibrator as some slutty girls at school were talking about how tools can improve their "sexy time", they still think Borat jokes are funny...
    I reckon they were really stupid and too 'in the mood' to think properly
     
  7. nyaonyao

    nyaonyao Member

    While I understand the heat-of-the-moment arguement I believe that only covers bruises and the like not life-threatening shiat like this!
     
  8. Datanotfound

    Datanotfound Well-Known Member

    Natural selection strikes again.
     
  9. deamon1311

    deamon1311 Member

    lol where she get the idea the old show home improvement?
     
  10. northofpolaris

    northofpolaris Well-Known Member

    I think it went down light this:

    Idiot woman: I want to make out!

    Idiot man: Duhhhhh okay

    Idiot woman wakes up in a hospital missing most of her womb

    Idiot man: Now you're f**ked up

    *budum psh

    C.R.V. EDIT: Just had to tone down the language a bit.
     
  11. Skambu

    Skambu Well-Known Member

  12. northofpolaris

    northofpolaris Well-Known Member

    Sorry for the fowl language, but now it's changed the scope of my original message... and this is a topic about a man and woman turning a power tool into a sex toy- I think the story is more explicit than any words could be...
     
  13. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    Well it's better that what I orignally thought when reading the story... I thought it was a circular saw!
     
  14. hazynighthawk

    hazynighthawk Well-Known Member

    ahahaah woow seriously only in america
     
  15. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    I'm sure I saw this on howard stern once, but that was with a conventional chain-saw and with tongues if I remember correctly..
     
  16. otikpoko

    otikpoko Active Member

    Pure madness!!!
     
  17. BloodVayne

    BloodVayne Well-Known Member

    On a more serious note, I hope the woman becomes infertile because of this incident. It's natural selection in action, people!!
     
  18. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Madness?
    No! This is RomU!
     
  19. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

    you're right there :D
     
  20. march500

    march500 Member

    People need to be careful with nymphomania. I myself, like all normal guys, think girls need to give it up more. That's why nymphomania and experimenting is so attractive, because guys, and a handful of girls, can't get enough of sex. Well, all I have to say is, they are dumb as hell. Huh, saw blade... AAGH! CALL THE AMBULANCE!
     
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