Why the outdoors is bad for you...

#934
Because the cold harsh nights blast your raw-red face with blizzard-like snow at unimaginable speeds, yet the sweltering hot days threaten to melt even the coldest of hearts.

 

who revived this anyways?

 

935:not enough power cords to charge your ds

 

936: because threshold wont hold
:why? dont you like revived topics?

 

937:beacuse you may meet your friends

 

938:cause teachers exist

 

939: cuz I can see living people!

 

940:cause my laptop is too heavy

 

941:someone might step on my shoes

 

942:cause jude is there

 

943:because doves might attack you

 

944: because there might be a zombie outbreak that day
you never know thats why you should always take zombie repellent

 

945. Someone might glomp you in the middle of the street

 

946. overdose of vitamin d

 

out doors is bad beacause you can get laid and get a girl/boy friend and make a job at a local place such as gamestop and make some money and its bad because it will make you healthy and skinny if you happen to go to the gym ya..... don't want any of that...

 

948: Because there are pigeons on the look out for sh*t-bombing you

 

948: peole who are: stupid idiotic fools

 

949: Snipers
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950: Ambushers with baseball bats.
951: Gang guys with pistols, shotguns, etc.

 

952. Because Micheal Bay might be outside filming the third shitty Transformers movie

 

953. Because that one man who always seems to be following you might be following you.