Why the outdoors is bad for you...

893: My nightmares may come true ^

 

894: Because a dark void might open in the ground and you might fall in.

 

895:a interdimensional vortex can open in yout toilet due to the biochemical reaction of fried potatoes and chocolate bars in your stomach being expulsated at the speed of sound in diarrea form.

 

896: Oh teh noes public toilets are outside!

 

897: You forget about great forum topics like this

 

898: Ninjas are everywhere...

 

899. because rocks are everywhere

 

900. Because there are already 900 reasons why the outdoors is dangerous, & yet we all still venture outside.

 

901. Because nobody ever listens to these pointless reasons.

 

902. because no one dares to read page 1 to 42.

 

903. because apple trees could eat you

 

904: i am afraid if i pick up on coin outside bowser will be coming for me.(he wants his coins you know).

 

905. Because seven eight nine ???

 

906. Because shows like "America's Funniest Home Videos" maybe lurking around

 

907.Because anybody read any post.

 

908. because when you camp,you can't camp the spawn

 

909. There are no respawn points

 

910. the bears have 60% more health than you

Scared Shitless- infliction- 60% decrease in all attributes/contracted fear

C.R.V. EDIT:

mottyrob please number your entries to threads like this one where people count stuff as it can mislead people into putting the wrong number to their replies.

 

911. Holy crap that number alone brings back bad memories.

 

912: because there are people outside