Why the outdoors is bad for you...

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817. An Ultraman clone might be battling some monster outside, oh wait, that's Japan.

 

818. Me and my sucky reviews

 

819-Did anyone mention hailstones?

 

820. Someone might be planning on punching you on your way out.

 

821. Some might be still right behind you.... :-\

 

822. Link might mistake you for gannon and stab you

 

823. Dead people might miss you and kill you so they won't be lonely beneath the ground ;D

 

824- Somebody might make a replica of the chainsaw gun from Gears of War and slice right through you

 

825. You might get some of the spraying blood from the chainsaw gun in your eye and become infected with the rage virus

 

826. The creators of gears of war come after you with chainsaw guns.

 

827- You might catch rust lung from the lightmass bombing

 

828. You might be on a train when it goes over a cliff and falls into lava

 

829. While watching extreme skateboarders doing various stunts, you as an audience member might get dropped on by them attempting a really kewl stunt.

 

830. no video games

 

831- People with the same excuses *looks up

 

832. That neighbor of yours who was an Ex-KGB Agent 8)

 

833. That neighbour of yours on the other side who's an ex-CIA agent

 

834. The guy living on the house infront of yours who is someone from the ESA, oh no!!!

 

835- Google Earth is giving out pre-emptive strikes

 

836. Anything poison. (ex: plants, and animals)

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