Why the outdoors is bad for you...

well that requires going "inside"

 

getting a little porn, aren't we??...

35) you may get hit by pianos which are flying from some buildings... (you never know, do you??...)

 

36) the rage virus

 

37. You might meet the epitome of stupidity.

 

Not if you live in St. John's.

38. There's neon fire. You might get burnt.

 

wow
fire!!!
39)sucidal teen age drivers

 

40. hiden sausages throwing pianoes while doing the tango on a pile of poo which tastes like chicken. (could happen)

 

41) Drunken drivers... Roadkills happen so often

 

42. Frostbite.

 

43. Ninjas

 

44. Me, Rawr

 

45) police

 

46) Real world virusses... My virus scanner can't find them =P

 

47) random attacks done by flying monkeys in bad costume

 

48) wild pokemon.

 

49) Spontaneous combustion... ex: "What a wonderf...AAaAaAAAAAGGHGHHHHAHYyyyayAYHAYAHGGGGLLBBSSSHH..bsh...sss..kaa...bbll.."
50) No reset... ex: "Snap! F on my quiz! Reset!...crap."
51) Worrying about appearance. ex: "Haha! Noob wears Aeropostle!" "Hmph, just wait till I finish this quest, then we'll see who's wearing Hollister.....wait..what quest?"

 

52) Latte-sipping, Razr2-yakking, knee-steering SUV drivers, driving down the BICYCLE LANE.

53) Watchin' someone who's all into SIDETALKIN'.

 

54) air rusts the new platemail you just bought for 10,000 rupes.

 

55) Ventriloquists.

 

56)Because of Micheal Jackson tempting me with Halo 3 and free Wow.