Why the outdoors is bad for you...

272. People with EMP guns. (>0.0)>

 

273. People in general...

 

The outdoors makes me sweat. I hate sweating.

 

274. Falling anvils (>0.0)>

 

Amen!!

sunburn

 

276. Yo mama...

 

277. Yo big A$$ mama! (>0.0)>

 

278. Kirby might come up to you & swallow you whole ;D

 

279. You might see people who drink yop... <(It makes me shudder...)

 

what is yop?

anyway:
280. you might get hit by a meteor.

 

281. Even worse a Yoshi might eat you, ass you out and throw you against a wall

 

GET OUT NOW...... GO ON GO


yop is yummy

its a drink/yogert a yummy tastey yogerty goodness oozey mmmmmmmmm........
think of a flavored yogert thats runny

 

282.you may be trampled by an enraged herd of MUDKIPZ! RAWR!!!

 

283. people might ask you for a donation
A DONATION DAMN YOU lol

 

Ah... don't be so cheap... it may help to create a better world for us all. Who knows?

I get to know a cute donation girl back in senior high (my gal now)... so no reason to fear donation!

284. You go out after gaming... then you REALIZE you DON'T have a life outside!

Now that is scary...

 

285. You might walk into a nudist beach <(I'm going to be sick! #blech...)

 

266. You can step into some nasty things Eeew!

 

Dogger and yop?
266. You might choke on somebody's methane :-X

 

267. You might see pigs fly

 

268. Flying pigs might 'pat' you on the head ;D