Why the outdoors is bad for you...

You might not know who's a hermaphrodite....

Yeah, the Traditions at UP are weird... I know that statue..

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My sister got 99+ on the La Salle entrance exam ;D

 

hay man i hat them toooooo

 

Because you might get hit by a invisible man name Phatom

 

Because Jedi Master Cahos Rahne Veloza might pull out his "Fart" Saber & get all Dark side on you!! lol
;D ;D

 

Because you might meet Phatom's pal Kamage ;D

 

And because Kamage will burn you ALIVE and get buried by Phatom

 

226. You might get caught in a big group of people offering free hugs.

 

227. people might give you free smaples of soya milk , which you later turn out to be allergic to

 

228.) A rather cute cat could bite you on the nose causing massive blood loss with a chance to contract rabies.

 

229.You might get AIDS....if you're doing the wrong stuff...

 

230: People might come up to you about video rental deals *shudders*

 

231: You might meet a person who's trying to sell houses...that aren't there...

 

232.) You might decide to take a walk, only to find a mob of angry hobos chasing you for your shoes.

 

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HAHA. This was so FUNNY TO IMAGEN!!!!!!

On Topic -

232 -
[Male] - You might see i very cute girl that you now like and get an errection when you go to speek to her and she see's it and says "OH MY GOD!".

233 -
[Female] - You Might go out and find out that alot of guys want to "Talk" to you and they chase you to your house and they sleep and camp in your back yard and front yard so your stuck in your house.

 

234: Superman might come and attack you.

 

You might get attack from the Spamming God with his Thousand Spamming Piercing Attack

 

#235 Transvestites can own your ass in the streets if you're walking alone. (this happened to me on several occasions)

 

233) the most deadliest of all....hicks with guns

 

i've said it once and i'll say it again...

the sun is overrated!

 

235) Never walk around outside........ There could be PEOPLE around......