Why the outdoors is bad for you...

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those guys made me laugh for 5 minutes non stop!!...

 

thats just crazy

 

212.
Your Mom could sit on me. ;P

jkjk

 

213. You never know when you've become the interest of a mugger!!

 

214. You never know when you've become the interest of a myspace pedo.

 

215. You never know when you've become the interest of a Friendster pedo.

 

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216. you never know when you can turn into a jedi who says ''the fart is storng on this one...''...  :P 

 

217:Christians may make you subscribe to their books. Dangerous inside also.

 

Hehe!! If you think that's dangerous, wait til I join the Dark side, then I'll crap & fart with no malice nor remorse!! lol ;D ;D

218. A person suffering severe diarrhea you can't tell how long he can keep his "urges" at bay ;D

 

219: you could be mauled by a midget

 

220:The Air might turn to poison at any given moment

 

You might get Tango'd by someone, then the person next to you would facepalm It would be sad

 

221: The person next to you might kill you...at any time...

 

222: No stationary gaming computer with nVidia SLI and new graphical upgrades, Microsoft Sidewinder (No, it isn't a crappy mouse. dell starter mouse is crappy), Steam (outdoor net-cafe's ??, torrent downloads, free eye-candy (ok maybe some places but i can't afford to go there ) and no cracks outdoor. basically, stay inside!

 

People give you evils which is annoying when your trying to concentrate on something and someone that you knew ages ago and comes and talks to you and you hate then then you tell them to go away, then they give you evils when theyre walking off. Im not sure what just happend

 

223. The outdoors is dangerous because of radioactive debris....
okay, so world war 3 hasn't occured yet...

 

Birds can learn how to drop bombs...other than poop...

 

224. The oblation statue might suddenly come to life & start raping the stuck up bitches of Ateneo & Assumption hehe ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

225. You might not know the word Oblation....


Is it the one at UP? or Ateneo? I heard Ateneo is a hard college to get into..

 

It's the one in UP, you know that grey statue dude, who is actually FPJ's dad,with his shlong out in the open for all to su.... errr see!!

225. Transvestism might become "fashionable"