Why Indoors are equally dangerous

haha
true that.

157. You might get flamed, then banned VIA RomUlation because of a stupid thing you made up.

 

huh?? i don't get it, somebody explain?

158. killer instinct goes wild

 

No, it was I who made that up & yeah I'm retarded

159. I might lose it altogether.

 

160. People with low self-esteem issues online

 

161. The Roof might fall in on you while playing for 72 hours straight.

 

162. Brainwashing via subliminal messaging

 

163. Your roommates might be using your toothbrush to clean the toilet with.

 

164. You jump to high and you hit the ceiling (it happened once when I visited my old elementary school)

 

165. you may accidentally spill pepper all over your food because your friend rigged the pepper holder

 

166. you might of rigged the pepper shaker

 

167. Vinegar is evil

 

Indoors is bad for you for 2 reasons.

1 - you will become fat after a few hours. (Over exagurating)

2 - you'l never experiance the joy of a female (Now now, Dont start tripping)

 

170. Poison might come through your A/C
(I am counting 1Blacks1's 2 reasons as 168 and 169)

 

171. Furniture could come to life and eat you.

 

172. your mom might flip from trying to get you to do outdoor activities and hit you in the head with a lawn chair

 

173. You might get hooked on MMORPGs

 

174. you might get hooked on internet dating

 

175. You might get a heart attack because the lady you were internet dating with was a guy, or if you're a lady, the person was a chick

 

176. You might join MonBre but get banned, missing out on an awesome game...

 

177 -

you'l b bored to hell doing the same sh*t over and over again