Why Indoors are equally dangerous

374. You might papercut yourself and die from bloodlost

 

375. You wake up thirsty and there is absolutely nothing to drink... :

 

376. You might wake up & realise you wet your bed

 

Ewwww....ROFL

377. You find that walking in the dark you stub your foot on one of your child's toy cars.

 

378. You might get a sudden urge for a little midnight snack only to realise your house was ransacked while you were asleep :'(

It's not meant as a random sily entry mind you.

 

379- You might wake up with high bed sheets

 

380. Riding the stationary bike and your clothes get caught in gear shift.

 

That's happened to me before; my mom had one so I tried to see how fast I could go... My jeans got caught, i flipped over and the bike was on top of me...

381- Poltergeists like the ones mention in 379 could pick you up and shave your super cool moustasche

(fixed the numbering CJ )

 

382. A green ghost might slime you

 

383.ghostbusters come for that green ghost and destroy half house in the process

 

384. The other half of your house might explode and 3rd degree-burn you

 

385.then when you are 3rd degree-burnt your mom scald you for being irresponsible XD

 

386. Your scalding mom might be an alien who came here to abduct you

 

387.and your father is a zombie who is at the service of martians

 

389. and of course your sibling is the reincarnated Devil so he can eat your soul anytime he wants if he gets hungry

 

390. You might be living with people with an insane imagination ;D

 

391.you are the most insane mentally-frustrated kid in your quad.

 

392. you will die of starvation eventually

 

393. You might read a book, but that book has man-eating pages, the book will eat your left arm before you can take your shotgun and shoot it down, losing your leg in the process

 

394.then you discover you have mental powers and you suddenly become bald and you got the crazy idea of recruiting mutant young people...