Why Indoors are equally dangerous

276. Noxious fumes from the cat box are annihilating your brain cells.

 

277. Rainy days make you sleepy and you bump into the coffee table...

 

288.To much play games make your brain cells dead.

 

289. Daytime Television. 'Nuff Said.

 

290. You may have rats infected with Bubonic Plague living in the walls.

 

291- I may have an occasional rant on the same forums you are on

 

292. There may be a dark and misty back alley in which I can stab and rape you. Yes indoors.

 

Why, is your house Ninja-esque or Japanese inspired having lots of confusing corridors?

293. You might get lost in your own home.

 

294. Someone else might be lost in your own home, and move in.

 

294. In response to hahahahaha's post, unwanted moochers.

 

295- Vile images and videos from the interwebz

 

296. You might accidentally discover that your mom has an afair with the pool guy as you enter her room to ask about something.

Major oops moment ;D

 

297- ^ You might have people doing sexual acts in the house ^

 

Wouldn't be complaining if those acts involved me though

298. You might accidentally discover that your dad has an affair with the pool guy as you enter *her* room to ask about something

...awkward...

 

299. The pool guy actually stayed and cooked dinner and burned the food filling the house with smoke.

 

300. Then the sprinklers went off and you were forced to go outside, a place as equally dangerous as inside! No. 300!

 

LMAO you two...

301. You might find out that your parents are bickering as to who gets to have a relationship with the Pool Guy who turned out to be Adam Sandler

 

302. Just to make it worse for you, Adam walks up to your parents and says "it's OK guys, we can all do it together!" in the Zohan voice.

 

303. Vinse might come into your house and rip you a part!

(you forgot to put a number)

 

304. You might find out that you were not of this earth, but an alien from another planet that your parents found & raised as their own.