Why Indoors are equally dangerous

218- Those pop-ups that never stop popping up!

 

219. Rats will eat you ALIVE :O

 

220- People may come over to steal your chicken wings!

 

221.I may get your Kfc Chicken stolen.Muhahahhhaaa. ;D ;D ;D

 

222. You might get suckered by friends sending e-mails laced with Rick Rolls

 

223. Glass doorknobs that explode in your face

(you forgot to number your entry )

 

224. Freddy Kreuger might be inside your dream right now >

 

225. Doesn't matter if you close your door, Jason Vorhees will be there waiting for you.
Thanks for the number reminder Carlos

 

226. Your Grammar teacher might be reporting how awful your English is to your parents right now

 

227- Horrific Computer stuff

 

227- Maybe youl fall over a cable and break your neck

 

228. The mac n' cheese you've set on the microwave might mutate into some nasty monster

 

229-The psycho chick that stalks you,awaits you in your bedroom

 

230. You might tune in your TV to another Dimension & see your alternate self looking at you on the other side.

 

231. You might break the dishes in your house.

 

232. You're penis might expload from too much Viagra when you're shagging.

 

233. Because you'll have headaches from watching the mindless television.

 

234- Your house could catch fire while you sleep.

 

235. Your internet cutting off when you playing your favorite MMO.

 

Ummm, why is that bad?

236) You go crazy with boredom, you go on a frenzy and kill yourself by mistake.

...wait, thats good. The world wont be so lame with me and my lame jokes long gone.
Do they have Romulation in hell?