Why English people don't get Dutch jokes and visa versa

Thank you, Natewlie.

 

Let's not forget the one and only Mr Bean!

 

Well simple, our Holland jokes are pretty lame, imo.

 

*Dutch

I'm Dutch, I live in the Netherlands, not in Holland

 

Haha ur right. ^^
I always say Holland..

 

* Not true*

 

the one of the apple in the hands that I posted before as an History:
I'm Italian
some years ago I was at school and in our English lesson our teacher show us a videotape in English
not subtitled
in this videotape
there was a classroom and a funny teacher
here I listen the apple joke
...
I think I laugh not for the joke,
but because I was the only in the class
to understand it

 

...What is a typical English joke anyway?

 

Im dutch, but i have here a typical english joke for you,

The more drink, the more toilet

(When drunk, you will see more toilets

 

Lol!

 

A typical English joke is either witty, racist, or a joke about farts.

 

I honestly don't know of 'English jokes'. Most jokes around me, and between people I know, are situational and contain dry wit.
I've never liked 'Jokes' anyway. Like Englishman, Irishman etc.

 

Well, either way... English humor isn't as subtle and intelligent as people make it out to be

 

Having lived in England all of my life. Yes, it is.

 

Having lived in England all my life. No, it is not!

 

Tuch! Northerners!

 

Are you saying i'm a Northerner? You couldn't be further from the truth!

 

Sarcasm.