Who Is A Better Mascot,Mario Or Pikachu?

Pikachu blows, Gengar should totally be the Pokemon mascot.

 

All mascots require boobs

 

Even Sackboy?

 

Yes, espescially Sackboy
Rename him to Sacktrap if you want

 

Pikachu ftw

 

Yes, an anthro pikachu with boobs would sell well

 

Donkey Kong. He was before Mario.

 

i think he only knew samus with her armor on.....you cant really see her boob on her armor.

 

Why do you think the torso on the armor is so big? Haha

 

So CJ, I guess Gardevoir or Lopunny would be good mascots?

 

Yes, Gardevoir has a nice red thing which catches your eyes and then you end up staring at her boobies, breasts are great for advertising things as it raises appeal in general higher even in women who are heterosexual

 

what red thingie?... *googles it*
oh...

 

Perfect place huh?
Plus red is a generally sexual colour

 

yeah let's say it is a nice spot

 

so who wins?

 

Snake wins

 

ekans?

 

ditto. link has been going on for a long time and he can rape mario to the point where he will be begging for shrooms.

 

maybe Link doesn't have he same charisma as Mario
I know you're going to say
How the hell can a fat plumber have more charisma than a guy who can handle swords, bows, boomerangs and bombs, and he's a fking elf too!