Which Pokemon do People in the Pokemon World Eat?

lol and they would read it fast.

 

They would. If theres a real advert for one i would buy one despite the many side effects i would buy one.

 

I clearly remember an episode from the first season when the trio was walking through a city where a festival was being held and Ash was eating something that looked like a deep-fried Magikarp.
I forgot what episode it was.

 

... I'm sure it's just dough

 

You look too much into it.
I see 'egg' in its name and they look exactly like eggs (look at the cracks and yolk).

 

Tauros as Steak

 

absol seems delicious too on the bbq

 

What's with you and these trippy food ideas?

Whatever your on, i want some.

"Absol, the Disaster Pokémon. Absol live in steep mountainous regions, and rarely venture down into areas inhabited by humans, but should an Absol be seen by humans, it is said that catastrophe is soon to follow."

And you think killing and eating this pokemon is not a sure-fire way to be struck by lightning? (or have a heart attack, get hit by a meteor, get sucked into a quantum loop where you are tortured for eons.... etc. etc.)

Really, this is like... number 13 on the "Dont fuck with and DO NOT EAT" list.
(though it might be delicious....)

 

take it easy mister! ;D
we can always eat a ponyta

just bliss it

 

It's a horse, that is constantly on fire... i dont not want to know how hot, ashy, burnt, or 'unique', the meat is.

Plus Horse Meat's Yucky.

 

The taste is ok.

Ok,
how about squirtle ^^

 

That's fine, but could you honestly look at the adorable little face and say "Your going to be ripped apart and eaten"?

Cuteness on that level should be a sin, so no... eating it doesnt work.

 

never ate a rabbit before?
Delicious, but it's also cute.

 

Yes, but Bunnies can run 25+ mph, so it was stupid, slow, or both.

But a squirtle is 1.4 times cuter than a bunny, so it takes the "Slow/Stupid" Rule out of the equation.

It's too cute to kill.

The only humane solution is if the squirtle was suicidal or so stupid it killed itself... other than those 2 methods... i dont think i could eat one.

 

Squirtle create a game that is so suicidal.
http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/toss_the_turtle.shtml

 

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/pokemon

I grew up with these instead of the official games.

 

I think pokepeople eat zubats. Yes, zubats.

Sure, the meat may not sound too tasty, but a year ago, five hundred thousand trainers got together and went on a quest to rid every cave of said annoying bats. With the help of a team of fire pokemon, the zubats were all instantly fried and killed. There was an abundance of zubat meat, and so, not wanting to waste it, the poke people learned how to cook and prepare zubat. It is estimated that, wwtih the right preservation techniques, the meat will last fifty years.

Zubat is now an extinct species, and the poke people could not be happier.

 

I think Milktanks. They give milk and look beefy.

 

instant cheeseburgers lol

 

I wonder what the embodiments of human emotions taste like?

[me=light]is referring to Azelf, Uxie, and Mesprit.[/me]