Where would you go during a zombie attack..?

Woah why haven't I seen this before? I would first of all refuge myself with family and loved ones in a two story enclosed house while I head out for food, prepared from video games to take out whatever comes at me. I would then get a food route, establish it well, and get people involved in it. I would then get away from where I am right now and make my way up to the mountains of Mexico, I'm right next to a city of 8 million people. I would bring family and loved ones and pray that the rest of my friends and loved ones made it out alive. Then I would see if the zombies died of starvation or become cannibals of their own kind. Living in a small mountain town I would feel safe to grow crops and sleep soundly, with a few guards established. Oh yeah :3

 

I'd follow some really good guidelines... stay in shape is a good one. double tap, shoot em once, then shoot em again for good measure. always check the back seat... and buckle up. avoid public bathrooms... any of this sound familiar to you? Oh and I would be making sure to have lots of reloading supplies... can't have to much ammo. Also make sure to to keep an eagle eye out... zombies are bastards that way. Oh and staying in one place all the time would be a bad idea as all it would take is for one to figure out where you are... hopefully fuel doesn't run out because gas goes bad and with nobody running the power grid it shuts down... so you are left with figuring out how to make your own fuel to get around or riding a bike... neither is good... that's where diesel comes in handy... diesel doesn't go bad as fast as gas does... so learn to drive a diesel vehicle (farm trucks are nice) because you can just plow right through a hoard of zombies. especially if you have a cattle ranchers bumper. SO a nice farm truck with cattle rancher bumper, with truck camper part as the rest and reload zone. I would also be heading for an army base, like fort brag or some place like that where there are lots of living trained killers. besides what zombie would drive?

 

ZombieLand... classic, I love it! but in the movies (referring to the closest thing we've ever had to a zombie attack, hollywood fantasies) the military bases are always full of zombies xD but I agree

 

To the middle of an open field, holding nothing but a baseball bat

 

I'd show up at POW 28's house without an invite, with Bugles and Chex Mix of course to make sure he would let me in.

 

Why don't we find a nuclear bomb and kill them in one shot or maybe find a cure or just go to sleep.

 

get a door that has a window thats bulletproof and laugh at the zombies because simple human conventions like doors confuse simple minded zombies

 

Stand in the middle and lead them on to glory!

 

Find a kid, a big tough guy, a cute girl, and an army veteran with flashbacks from 'the war', and go to the pub

 

I love how many random movie and game references there are.
Like the pandemic... one that's such a fun game.

Any-who, It would depend on what kind of zombie outbreak.
If it was like 99 % of the world population turning into zombies in one day I would...
Head north passing through the few city's that are there to the north of me, to find as many survivors as possible(in a greyhound bus and attach a snowplow).
Live north of Hudson bay hunting for food and attempting to make a cure.

If it was like a mad scientist shooting weird bombs that infect people close by(another fun game).
I would hunt him down and kill him with THE LEAD PIPE.

If it was a virus breaking loose in some town I would inform the local police and beg for a gun.

 

I would UNITE THE ARMY OF LITTLEKILLISM AND BEAT BACK THE UNHOLY HEATHEN HORDES WITH MY GLORIOUS COMERADES. And then we'd grab guitars and drums and PLAY SOME FUCKING BRUTAL METAL!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?!?!?!

 

I will call in an Airstrike where the zombies are and I will dance on their twice-dead bodies.

 

A prison. It's pretty damn hard to get in or out of those things.

or maybe the winchester

 

me!
im playing lead guitar though

 

i will play the resident evil series and prepare myself until they come in my house

 

Get a M4A1 and other weapons and blow the crap out of them

 

Me on bass.

But my bass is a heavy machine gun too.