What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*faints*

 

... What are you talking abo-

*looks down and notices tuxedo dripping with blood*

... Damn. I forgot about that...

Yeah, get me some premium goat blood.

 

Melfice:is he/she okay?

 

Here.

*gives vial to Corriger*

That'll be 50 bucks.

 

*gives 50 bucks to light*

Maybe now I can lure the Chupacabra out of hiding...

*breaks out in psychotic laughter*

 

"Melfice looks at ero"
You cant die remember?

 

Ah. Thanks.

......Maybe I'll join you.

*laughs malevolently*

 

If you are going to hunt/kill something take my sis with you

 

*gets back up*

What... I fainted from exhaustion not death. And stop laughing godessdammit!

 

Y-Your sister...?

*drools*

 

You perv... I'm goin for a shower.

 

I can see where this is going to lead.

 

... Yeah...

WE HUNT AT DAWN!!!!

Just let me change my tux...

 

Incest?

 

*goes into bathroom*

 

[me=Stanley Richards]sets up cameras in said bathroom[/me]

 

"Melfice fall on the floor ond laughts"
GAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA

 

No. Well.......*drools*

Er, no.

It's going to lead to him changing into her, then going out of the shower with barely any clothes on.

YEAH.

Wait, what are we hunting again?

 

A tigrex